Saturday, October 23, 2004

happenings on 23 oct 04

lalala! i am por! i very cute ah! who can resist me?
i went with brother and mama to chook today! keng ann jie jie not around, nobody sayang me. carol jie jie was around, she is very nice, but she always calls me chou chou and don't want to hug me. haiz... but everybody loves por por! i very qiang ah! i am the PED (performance enhancing drug)! although brother always slacks during gym workouts, she still managed to improve a bit on her 1RM! i am a little proud of brother! but she is still very naughty, and deserved to get her ears pulled by mama! haiz brother..when can u get your act together? but never mind, por por still loves my brother...
mama is so lazy ah...after physio, she hugged and sniffed me and fell asleep in her car. luckily the summon auntie was not that fierce and did not chase us away. but mama slept in such unglamarous positions that :O shall not elaborate further. mama got stuck in her driver's seat... :O almost called the fire station ah! haiya... ooops! :)
por por went china square! :O wanted to eat rotiboy! but the queue was too long and my bwee kiah brother refused to queue! haiya...naughty brother...then :O got no rotiboy to eat.. sob... but mama says :O face looks like that of a rotiboy bun! white and round and cute! except that por's face got three black spots... my two eyes and my nose! consequently, :O's mama brought me and brother to ya kun. after eating, mama crumbled under her "after lunch syndrome" and fell asleep at ya kun again! haiz... not like :O and brother... jing shen bao man! mama almost could not make it back to her car...
i went to my girlfriend's house and waited for her downstairs! meanwhile, mama sniffed and hugged me and fell asleep again! haiya..that's my mama...but i love her lots!
later, brother went to school to do her pw... mama and ah neh went to the carpark to nuah... guess what? mama sniffed and hugged me and fell asleep AGAIN! haha...she slept for about two hours! she would wake up occassionally to smile at me! but would slump back onto her seat and return to her slumber... zzz.. later...ah neh, my gf, went to drive mama's car around the carpark! she very hao lian! but she is not a bad driver...given that it was only her first try..of course! she is my gf ... :O got good taste one mah...(sometimes ...) but she cannot park! and ah neh brake so violently that mama had to wear a seat belt for fear of flying out of the car! all of :O is a heart! (except those that isn't of course..) it was a traumatic but enriching experience! :O experienced adrenaline flow and the heart was pumping blood vigorously around :O! ... so :O was thumping around mama's lap!
we went to a place to eat! there was a shop named "moving bits"! so cute! me and brother began moving around randomly and rapidly (brownian motion) as we wanted to be moving bits too! there was a young boy that sat on the table beside us... he ate non stop! he was enormous and had large ears! but my brother has more intelligent ears while ah neh has an intelligent forehead...hmm...all of mama is intelligence! (except those that belongs to :O!) we went seven eleven! ah neh jie jie bully us...keep using the cold can drinks to "freeze" us. but brother very nice, ask mama not to hit her with her slippers..haha..
mama drove us to holland link... it was a dark and ominous place... it was very eerie and horrifying and it scared the wits out of my brother. ah neh jie jie and mama keep bullying brother by performing spooky tricks on brother! brother so ham ji...was so terrified that she gave a blood-curdling scream that sent chills down :O's spine... mama threatened to drive brother back to that creepy place if brother is naughty! haiz brother...
and lastly to my drowsy mama: i am :O! i am who you are! (only your good genes of course!) &
to my beloved gf: when u bringing me out on our first date? not forgetting
my naughty brother: who is more important? bit three or :O? ru guo..... zzz...
:O just underwent suface washing together with mini pors who went for a dynamo spa! my dum de dum is currently soaked in dynamo solution! we are the dynamo kids! sniff!.... aaaaahhhhhhh! a heavenly smell! the smell of :Os!