Life ain't fair is it?

Bill Gates authored a list of 'Rules Kids Won't Learn in School.'

Rule No. 1: Life is not fair. Get used to it. The average teen-ager uses the phrase "It's not fair" 8.6 times a day. You got it from your parents, who said it so often you decided they must be the most idealistic generation ever. When they started hearing it from their own kids, they realized Rule No. 1.

Hear, hear. Come on, I don't even have a mouth with which to speak.

So, you got to try real hard to hear my self deprecatory laughter ok.