I am a man

Said my favourite baldie at the WC. Yes the one who won the golden ball. Three reasons he's my favourite:

1. He is losing hair.

2. He headbutts.

3. He loves his mama.

You can use all three points above to describe me.

 

To me, the best explanation so far for the red-card act is he did it deliberately in order to retire, not just from the pitch, but from his own legend. The burden of being a hero was too much.