Soggy fries that taste OK aren't good for you

I don't think Singapore is going to ban trans fat anytime soon. After all, we do have a health promotion board. And if you want to be obese, it's entirely within your right to, as opposed to say, erm, gambling together with strangers at a consulate.

So, from our HPB, we are spoonfed the truth (?) about the unhealthy food you eat. Yes, you, since I don't have a mouth.

Which of the following french fries taste the least bad when cold and soggy?
Ronald's
Colonel's
King's
Pirate's