www.polyesterwonder.com
See the nice photo on the left? That's me. Fingers and body in the background belong to my mummy. I've got (Do you know that "I've got" is actually very bad English? I've got = I have got = I have have / I got got. Does this make sense to you? It's like saying rice padi field. But [<-- this is also bad English] I digress... Like i always do.) lots of nice photos of myself and a million things to say and the "blogspot" and the "gmail" after polyesterwonder just don't look good. So...
Somebody buy me a domain name!
If you like, I'm just a polar bear softtoy from IKEA that obviously does not have any earning power. (First half of statement is a myth, I'm actually a polyester wonder; second half depends on how you look at it.) Allow me to wander off the track again. I'm 0.66kg and 51cm fully extended. Readings taken when I was 1 or 2 years old, at the Institute of Health at Outram.
You know, I can't understand this blogging thing. Not at all. Let me tell you, I do this because I'm talkative and have a million things to say. (Am i repeating myself?) [I use brackets because I love them. If you hate brackets, too bad for you.] Nobody wants to listen to me because everyone thinks I'm just a polar bear softtoy (which doesn't even look remotely like a polar bear). If not, people condescend to me. Not that I care. This blog exists also by popular demand. In case you don't know, there're people out there who love me to bits.
If you're wondering, I can speak Singlish, I most probably speak better Mandarin than you too. It all depends on my mood.
so now lim bei buay song ai koon liao. wahlau! blogging so tiring sia... i tell you hor, if u got money donate to me. buy me a domain name. i check already. www.polyesterwonder.com available. soon i will add paypal link so u can click to donate to my clothing fund also.
bye bye lah.
Somebody buy me a domain name!
If you like, I'm just a polar bear softtoy from IKEA that obviously does not have any earning power. (First half of statement is a myth, I'm actually a polyester wonder; second half depends on how you look at it.) Allow me to wander off the track again. I'm 0.66kg and 51cm fully extended. Readings taken when I was 1 or 2 years old, at the Institute of Health at Outram.
You know, I can't understand this blogging thing. Not at all. Let me tell you, I do this because I'm talkative and have a million things to say. (Am i repeating myself?) [I use brackets because I love them. If you hate brackets, too bad for you.] Nobody wants to listen to me because everyone thinks I'm just a polar bear softtoy (which doesn't even look remotely like a polar bear). If not, people condescend to me. Not that I care. This blog exists also by popular demand. In case you don't know, there're people out there who love me to bits.
If you're wondering, I can speak Singlish, I most probably speak better Mandarin than you too. It all depends on my mood.
so now lim bei buay song ai koon liao. wahlau! blogging so tiring sia... i tell you hor, if u got money donate to me. buy me a domain name. i check already. www.polyesterwonder.com available. soon i will add paypal link so u can click to donate to my clothing fund also.
bye bye lah.
posted by :O at 6:23 PM
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