Lost in the Sea

My mama tried to learn swimming. Failed miserably. My mama just can't float. Sinks like a rock, the way I do. My mama attributes it to her dense muscles and lack of fats. In response to that, I would like to refer her to this.

While I baked in the car, my mama attemped to swim 5 metres. Nice try. Half the time, the waves were just buffetting her half-drowned pseudo-corpse around. To add insult to injury, the sea ate up her watch. So now my mama has to get a new watch. $43 at Mustafa. The question is, black (the exact same one) or white?

As you can see, my mama has no imagination at all.