Operation Pornap

It's por-nap ok? Not porn-ap, as in pornographic application...

Do you know I can transmit and pick up signals? I can, for instance, communicate with my mummy via telepathy. If you have evil thoughts, I'll know for sure. Don't ask me how I do this. Even if i knew, I wouldn't tell you. Just remember that I'm smart and resourceful.

So here I was, in Room 32-3-608, waiting for Kidnapper 1 (aka LXL) to come back to entertain me when I picked up distress MSN signals from Room 34-3-647. By distress, I mean distressing to me of course, why should anyone else's distress be of concern to me? Oh, but all of :O is a heart, except those of :O which aren't. Too bad.

Here're some things Kidnapper 2 said:

"i thought porpor would come and stay for few days =("

"kk...tonight porpor will be kidnapped from 32-3-608..."

"disclaimer: the kidnapping process will be non-violent and will not harm any kids or soft toys in the process!"

"oh well...how many soft toys and kids are there to harm??"

"just the kidnap target right??"

Incidentally, Kidnapper 1 was supposed to bring me to visit Kidnapper 2 last night. If this had happened, the necessity of Operation Pornap would have been negated. Come to think of it, actually I'm not distressed at all. If anyone is, it's my mummy. Oh, and my brother too. It's just a day in the life of :O. Let's see if I manage to thwart Kidnapper 2's plan tonight...