Por wants a mobile phone

I want a mobile phone (with camera features)!

Actually, do i really need one? With my (i.e. god's) level of intelligence and competency, i do not have to communicate via a device. A communication tool is in no way more superior than me (don't forget: all of me is a heart!).

Anyway, back to my desire of wanting to own a mobile phone. This is for two very simple reasons. Firstly, it is obviously because i have a covet for one. Secondly,i would want my mama to take pictures of me. I may not be as photogenic as my cousins, the koala bears, but me being pulchritudinous and cute will definitely make up for that.

I believe a handphone is not necessary for me to effectively and efficiently relate and keep in touch with others. How am i to do it then?

Like this.

I am a polyester wonder!