What You Don't Know About Fat...

... could kill you.

Fat cells: The average person has 40 billion of them. They multiply, they're almost impossible to kill and they're sending messages to your body that can ruin your health.

If you think otherwise, you are dead wrong.

Haven't you heard? Brain cells grow old and die, but fat cells live forever. Can't figure it out? Refer to first half of previous statement.

Get some polyester.

This public health announcement has been brought to you by all-of-porpor-is-a-heart :O.