The Ugly Yellow Gate
My mama discovered one of the reasons the ugly green gate is locked. Terrorists.
Poor jiejies and gorgors taking the exams in the hall are attempting a paper that is jointly offered by Cambridge and our local education ministry. See here, Cambridge is in UK. UK? Tony Blaire? George W? See the link?
Apparently, it is of no use that our local education ministry is involved. It's not enough that multi-racial we study together and we're one united people regardless of race, language or religion. Terrorists are very clever and don't give a damn for this pretence. They're going to drive a bomb laden van, park it behind the canteen and thejunior college institution at Tin Hill Road will have to relocate the second time in its checkered history. This time though, I'm sure the Institution gets to shift to somewhere nearby because "we are now one big farmily [sic]".
All just because the jiejies and gorgors are taking an angmoh paper.
Assuming the terrorists are not suicide bombers, the ugly green gate stops them from hiding at the basketball courts and thus detonating the bombs from afar. It also stops them from firing at student athletes with assault rifles. The courts are a dangerous place because the students can't take cover in such an open space.
The ugly yellow gate is the last line of defence against the said terrorists. Equipped with the latest design meant to deter the most determined of them terrorists, it also comes with little wheels so that it can be easily pushed away in case you are the chicken rice uncle or the Great Hero instead of an Osama bin Laden minion.
Speaking of the Great Hero, his office is lagi protected from the terrorists by a slope. Deprivation of sunlight and activity from hiding in caves has made terrorists an unfit bunch. They would certainly think twice about ascending the treacherous incline just to bomb the Great Hero.
Anyway, if you happen to receive a tip-off from a terrorist, remember to ask for his (or her) name, address and contact number. Remember to do it! It's a directive issued by the local education ministry. And while you're at it, ask if he and his friends are hiding behind the ugly green gate.
Poor jiejies and gorgors taking the exams in the hall are attempting a paper that is jointly offered by Cambridge and our local education ministry. See here, Cambridge is in UK. UK? Tony Blaire? George W? See the link?
Apparently, it is of no use that our local education ministry is involved. It's not enough that multi-racial we study together and we're one united people regardless of race, language or religion. Terrorists are very clever and don't give a damn for this pretence. They're going to drive a bomb laden van, park it behind the canteen and the
All just because the jiejies and gorgors are taking an angmoh paper.
Assuming the terrorists are not suicide bombers, the ugly green gate stops them from hiding at the basketball courts and thus detonating the bombs from afar. It also stops them from firing at student athletes with assault rifles. The courts are a dangerous place because the students can't take cover in such an open space.
The ugly yellow gate is the last line of defence against the said terrorists. Equipped with the latest design meant to deter the most determined of them terrorists, it also comes with little wheels so that it can be easily pushed away in case you are the chicken rice uncle or the Great Hero instead of an Osama bin Laden minion.
Speaking of the Great Hero, his office is lagi protected from the terrorists by a slope. Deprivation of sunlight and activity from hiding in caves has made terrorists an unfit bunch. They would certainly think twice about ascending the treacherous incline just to bomb the Great Hero.
Anyway, if you happen to receive a tip-off from a terrorist, remember to ask for his (or her) name, address and contact number. Remember to do it! It's a directive issued by the local education ministry. And while you're at it, ask if he and his friends are hiding behind the ugly green gate.
posted by :O at 5:36 AM
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