A Legacy of Shortness

That I'm short is one of the things I inherited from my mama, unfortunately. I have short limbs too. :(

I'm a polar bear after all

The only thing I can do in this sweltering tropical heat is scramble for the nearest aircon vent.

Foam Party

Stop Phone Spam

I think my mama would live much longer if the banks stopped calling her. It doesn't pay to be nice by not simply hanging up. Really.

Check this out.

Mailers are equally irritating.

Maybe I should get my mama to do this.

I am that I am

"It's a hard life You gave us."
"Why should it be soft?" spake the Lord.
"And a very tough world."
"Why should it be easy?"
"Why should we love and worship You?"
"I'm God. I AM THAT I AM."
"Will it make things better for us if we do?"
"Will it make things worse?"

Exchange between Moses and God from God Knows by Joseph Heller

Life ain't fair is it?

Bill Gates authored a list of 'Rules Kids Won't Learn in School.'

Rule No. 1: Life is not fair. Get used to it. The average teen-ager uses the phrase "It's not fair" 8.6 times a day. You got it from your parents, who said it so often you decided they must be the most idealistic generation ever. When they started hearing it from their own kids, they realized Rule No. 1.

Hear, hear. Come on, I don't even have a mouth with which to speak.

So, you got to try real hard to hear my self deprecatory laughter ok.