My new accessory!

I've a new accesory today! Guess what it is? It's a red fila wrist band! Maybel jie jie gave it to me...how nice of her! I am so excited! I cannot wait to wear it! See that photo here?

She is the one on the right.The one wearing a cap and standing beside her is Cheryl jie jie... I like this picture that was taken on 12 Oct 2004 at the Changi Airport Terminal 1... All three of us looked so youthful and gay! A perfect portrayal of vivacity, vigour, vim, verve, vibrancy and vitality!
I think i am becoming more charming with every passing day...I have an uncanny ability to melt peoples' hearts, which is obviously an innate ability that i think nobody else possesses...
I "MAN" ah!
:)

Progress

"The reasonable man adapts himself to the world; the unreasonable one persists in trying to adapt the world to himself. Therefore all progress depends on the unreasonable man."

I like this quote from George Bernard Shaw because (1) I'm unreasonable; (2) I'm a man (albeit a little one). Since I'm unreasonable, I'll say hence all progress depends on me and go one further by telling you this is reasonable.

Speaking of progress, have you ever wondered if it's happening to you?

The first educational institution I attended was one where Mummy slept in lectures on such hilarious stuff as bra (and ket) notation. While Mummy slept, I'd poke my cute little head out of her haversack (complete with straps to hold me in snugly) and observe the people. I was but one year old then.

Over the years, I've watched people of various age groups in other lectures as well as different settings. I can watch people for long because they don't mind me staring. (They probably don't know anyway.) It helps that I have a super wide field of view much better than yours. And remember I can pick up signals? People watching is like channel surfing. If one dude isn't interesting, I move on to the next.

So far, the only person I know who has become wiser with age is yours truly. Ok, I was already super smart (and resourceful) to begin with so perhaps you never noticed the difference, especially since you're not so smart yourself. Even my mummy becomes stupider, but is at least smart enough to know. I can't for the life of me figure out the abject baseness of human thought. Base enough to be deemed irreproducible here. If I, with a head full of polyester and a stout polyester heart (All of :O is a heart, except those of :O which aren't.) can show genuine goodwill to you, product of godknowshowmany (assuming god exists) years of natural selection, why can't you just be less mean to your evolutionary contemporaries?

Maybe one day I'll find human beings who're so much older than me taking the trouble to smile at me, acknowledge my presence and wave back at me when I wave at them.

That's progress.

Operation Pornap

It's por-nap ok? Not porn-ap, as in pornographic application...

Do you know I can transmit and pick up signals? I can, for instance, communicate with my mummy via telepathy. If you have evil thoughts, I'll know for sure. Don't ask me how I do this. Even if i knew, I wouldn't tell you. Just remember that I'm smart and resourceful.

So here I was, in Room 32-3-608, waiting for Kidnapper 1 (aka LXL) to come back to entertain me when I picked up distress MSN signals from Room 34-3-647. By distress, I mean distressing to me of course, why should anyone else's distress be of concern to me? Oh, but all of :O is a heart, except those of :O which aren't. Too bad.

Here're some things Kidnapper 2 said:

"i thought porpor would come and stay for few days =("

"kk...tonight porpor will be kidnapped from 32-3-608..."

"disclaimer: the kidnapping process will be non-violent and will not harm any kids or soft toys in the process!"

"oh well...how many soft toys and kids are there to harm??"

"just the kidnap target right??"

Incidentally, Kidnapper 1 was supposed to bring me to visit Kidnapper 2 last night. If this had happened, the necessity of Operation Pornap would have been negated. Come to think of it, actually I'm not distressed at all. If anyone is, it's my mummy. Oh, and my brother too. It's just a day in the life of :O. Let's see if I manage to thwart Kidnapper 2's plan tonight...

Halloween Party

It's this Saturday. There's free screening of the Exorcist at the auditorium. Yes, the one that's a classic. I've watched it before with Mummy. That Linda Blair's head could turn 360 degrees is certainly amazing. My cute little head can probably manage only a 270. Not fair. Have you seen me turn back to look at you? It'd melt your heart...

I wonder what I'm going to do this Saturday while my stupid brother goes to the party. Brother promised to bring me there but stupidly allowed me to be kidnapped. No way I'm going to stay in Hall 6.

So what now?

Aristotle's Challenge

"Anyone can become angry - that is easy. But to be angry with the right person, to the right degree, at the right time, for the right purpose, and in the right way - this is not easy."

To mama: "ehm...u r my mama! No :O without mama! but what will mama do without por? mama is suffering from :O withdrawal symptoms...haiz...so ke lian...:O sayang mama!"

[:O can't wait to yield the cane and whip brother! muahahahaha...brother is scared... :O can sense fear in brother's eyes! and brother!... where is my wen nuan pai? haiz... brother is so lousy...]

:O!

Life in Hall 6

And so, I'm being incarcerated in this hell of a place many people call home. I've been kidnapped. But it's nobody's fault since I'm so cute. How does one spend the day sitting on a bed in a tiny room in a hall of residence in a university in a remote part of Singapore? By sitting on the bed. I'm not getting enough fresh air and sun. This is bad. I can't smell myself but I know I'm not going to smell like what Mummy likes when I get redeemed on Sunday.

Mummy has never dared to bring my overseas. She says that custom officers will cut me up to look for drugs. You ought to see me being sniffed, you'll understand. I wish I could expunge all the dust mites in me so that nobody falls sick from too much of me. Yeah.

I'm bored. =(

www.polyesterwonder.com

See the nice photo on the left? That's me. Fingers and body in the background belong to my mummy. I've got (Do you know that "I've got" is actually very bad English? I've got = I have got = I have have / I got got. Does this make sense to you? It's like saying rice padi field. But [<-- this is also bad English] I digress... Like i always do.) lots of nice photos of myself and a million things to say and the "blogspot" and the "gmail" after polyesterwonder just don't look good. So...

Somebody buy me a domain name!

If you like, I'm just a polar bear softtoy from IKEA that obviously does not have any earning power. (First half of statement is a myth, I'm actually a polyester wonder; second half depends on how you look at it.) Allow me to wander off the track again. I'm 0.66kg and 51cm fully extended. Readings taken when I was 1 or 2 years old, at the Institute of Health at Outram.

You know, I can't understand this blogging thing. Not at all. Let me tell you, I do this because I'm talkative and have a million things to say. (Am i repeating myself?) [I use brackets because I love them. If you hate brackets, too bad for you.] Nobody wants to listen to me because everyone thinks I'm just a polar bear softtoy (which doesn't even look remotely like a polar bear). If not, people condescend to me. Not that I care. This blog exists also by popular demand. In case you don't know, there're people out there who love me to bits.

If you're wondering, I can speak Singlish, I most probably speak better Mandarin than you too. It all depends on my mood.

so now lim bei buay song ai koon liao. wahlau! blogging so tiring sia... i tell you hor, if u got money donate to me. buy me a domain name. i check already. www.polyesterwonder.com available. soon i will add paypal link so u can click to donate to my clothing fund also.

bye bye lah.

happenings on 23 oct 04

lalala! i am por! i very cute ah! who can resist me?
i went with brother and mama to chook today! keng ann jie jie not around, nobody sayang me. carol jie jie was around, she is very nice, but she always calls me chou chou and don't want to hug me. haiz... but everybody loves por por! i very qiang ah! i am the PED (performance enhancing drug)! although brother always slacks during gym workouts, she still managed to improve a bit on her 1RM! i am a little proud of brother! but she is still very naughty, and deserved to get her ears pulled by mama! haiz brother..when can u get your act together? but never mind, por por still loves my brother...
mama is so lazy ah...after physio, she hugged and sniffed me and fell asleep in her car. luckily the summon auntie was not that fierce and did not chase us away. but mama slept in such unglamarous positions that :O shall not elaborate further. mama got stuck in her driver's seat... :O almost called the fire station ah! haiya... ooops! :)
por por went china square! :O wanted to eat rotiboy! but the queue was too long and my bwee kiah brother refused to queue! haiya...naughty brother...then :O got no rotiboy to eat.. sob... but mama says :O face looks like that of a rotiboy bun! white and round and cute! except that por's face got three black spots... my two eyes and my nose! consequently, :O's mama brought me and brother to ya kun. after eating, mama crumbled under her "after lunch syndrome" and fell asleep at ya kun again! haiz... not like :O and brother... jing shen bao man! mama almost could not make it back to her car...
i went to my girlfriend's house and waited for her downstairs! meanwhile, mama sniffed and hugged me and fell asleep again! haiya..that's my mama...but i love her lots!
later, brother went to school to do her pw... mama and ah neh went to the carpark to nuah... guess what? mama sniffed and hugged me and fell asleep AGAIN! haha...she slept for about two hours! she would wake up occassionally to smile at me! but would slump back onto her seat and return to her slumber... zzz.. later...ah neh, my gf, went to drive mama's car around the carpark! she very hao lian! but she is not a bad driver...given that it was only her first try..of course! she is my gf ... :O got good taste one mah...(sometimes ...) but she cannot park! and ah neh brake so violently that mama had to wear a seat belt for fear of flying out of the car! all of :O is a heart! (except those that isn't of course..) it was a traumatic but enriching experience! :O experienced adrenaline flow and the heart was pumping blood vigorously around :O! ... so :O was thumping around mama's lap!
we went to a place to eat! there was a shop named "moving bits"! so cute! me and brother began moving around randomly and rapidly (brownian motion) as we wanted to be moving bits too! there was a young boy that sat on the table beside us... he ate non stop! he was enormous and had large ears! but my brother has more intelligent ears while ah neh has an intelligent forehead...hmm...all of mama is intelligence! (except those that belongs to :O!) we went seven eleven! ah neh jie jie bully us...keep using the cold can drinks to "freeze" us. but brother very nice, ask mama not to hit her with her slippers..haha..
mama drove us to holland link... it was a dark and ominous place... it was very eerie and horrifying and it scared the wits out of my brother. ah neh jie jie and mama keep bullying brother by performing spooky tricks on brother! brother so ham ji...was so terrified that she gave a blood-curdling scream that sent chills down :O's spine... mama threatened to drive brother back to that creepy place if brother is naughty! haiz brother...
and lastly to my drowsy mama: i am :O! i am who you are! (only your good genes of course!) &
to my beloved gf: when u bringing me out on our first date? not forgetting
my naughty brother: who is more important? bit three or :O? ru guo..... zzz...
:O just underwent suface washing together with mini pors who went for a dynamo spa! my dum de dum is currently soaked in dynamo solution! we are the dynamo kids! sniff!.... aaaaahhhhhhh! a heavenly smell! the smell of :Os!

One Oh Two Oh

Lalala!
I'm porpor.
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